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Taken from the forthcoming album "Thunderfuck".

Written and recorded by The Poncho Pilots.

Ponchoj - bass, lead vocals
Ponchor - keys, backing vocals
Ponchow - drums, backing vocals
Ponchod - guitar, lead vocals

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A restraining order is just a piece of paper;
it won't save you in the darkest of the night.
A locked door can only lock so far, not far enough;
it won't save you from the darkest of the night.
But I know what can save you if you can hold on tight,
I'll bring you a tube tonight!
I'm talking about danger cream! It's the only cream you'll need;
just spread it liberally all over your body and petty soon you'll see,
you'll be danger free!

A condom won't help you in a car crash;
it won't save you from fuckin' up your life.
A pension plan won't save you in a fire, a house fire!
I won't save you from the dark side of your wife!
But I know what can save you if you can hold on tight,
I'll bring you a tube tonight!
I'm talking about danger cream! It's the only cream you'll need;
just spread it liberally all over your body and petty soon you'll see,
you'll be danger free!

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ChristmasIsATimeToGetReallyFucked Cambridge, UK

In 2001, three friends put together a compilation CD of their own music as personalised Christmas gifts for their nearest and dearest friends. What started as half joke / half promo-material-under-the-guise-of-Christmas-generosity began to repeat year after year, and took on a life of its own. The album now serves as an end-of-year collection of local music given away free at a chaotic launch gig. ... more

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