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Christmas Is A Time To Get Really Fucked​!​! XVII

by ChristmasIsATimeToGetReallyFucked

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so yeah you keep on making sounds and it's kinda got me down but I'm gonna let it go I'm real generous you know Oh no you don't you don't have a clue I know you don't you only think that you do We're talking about me now Aladaladaladaladaladaldaldaldalada We're talking about me now Aladaladaladaladaladaldaldaldalada I'm putting my foot down Aladaladaladaladaladaldaldaldalada We're talking about me now Aladaladaladaladaladaldaldaldalada I'm unplugging my leg bone now and I'm gonna stretch it out just a couple of more feet and then hopefully you'll see me What's that even mean? I don't know I don't know We're talking about me now Aladaladaladaladaladaldaldaldalada We're talking about me now Aladaladaladaladaladaldaldaldalada I'm putting my foot down Aladaladaladaladaladaldaldaldalada We're talking about me now Aladaladaladaladaladaldaldaldalada We're talking about me now Aladaladaladaladaladaldaldaldalada We're talking about me now Aladaladaladaladaladaldaldaldalada I'm putting my foot down Aladaladaladaladaladaldaldaldalada We're talking about me now Aladaladaladaladaladaldaldaldalada
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Time was, you could suffer fools Dance until dawn, hold your liquor down Like a pro, pirate clown Nostalgia can be a bitch Suit on the door with you 2.4 So mature, mellowed out You were the first of us to break Unlike the rules It’s a shame you used to be cool It’s a shame you used to be cool Nuts to your fickle attitude Magnetic sociopath addict Devil may care, gone to ground So what, we could grow up to Ride on our high horses Into blissful sunset, abdicate You were the first of us to break Unlike the rules It’s a shame you used to be cool It’s a shame you used to be cool Keep your tight black suit Your white shirt And your skinny tie Here’s a pair of socks And sandals to try You were the first of us to break Unlike the rules It’s a shame you used to be cool It’s a shame you used to be… It’s a shame you used to be… It’s a shame you used to be cool
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If you go downtown, don't you dare close your eyes, if you go downtown, don't you dare be motherfucking surprised... My la-la la-la la-la la-la labia's lopsided, but I don't mind. My la-la la-la la-la la-la labia's lopsided, but I don't mind. My la-la la-la la-la la-la labia's lopsided, but I don't mind. My la-la la-la la-la la-la labia's lopsided, but I don't mind. If you go downtown, don't you dare close your eyes, if you go downtown, don't you dare be motherfucking surprised. If you go downtown, don't you dare close your eyes, if you go downtown, don't you dare be motherfucking surprised... My la-la la-la la-la la-la labia's lopsided, but I don't mind My la-la la-la la-la la-la labia's lopsided, but I don't mind My la-la la-la la-la la-la labia's lopsided, but I don't mind My la-la la-la la-la la-la labia's lopsided, but I don't mind
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I've been looking for a way ahead, and I Can't seem to find it and I don't know what to do about it Think we'd better turn around instead Go back to your place then we'll try it again I've been thinking about the things we said, and I Don't want to argue but I can't seem to forget about I've been lying here awake in bed Whisper in your ear that I don't know what I did No man is an island That's a nice metaphor But if hell is other people then I'm really not sure I thought it would be easy just to turn off the phone But who am I gonna argue with when I am alone? I've been thinking about the things we said, and I Don't want to argue, and I know just what to do about it I'll be lying here awake in bed Whisper in your ear that I don't know what I did I'll whisper in your ear that I don't know what I did Whisper in your ear that you don't know what I did
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Home, Jeffrey's got a home. Place, Jeffrey owns the place. Well Jeffrey's got a home, so I know my place Ornamental features disguise and give shape, Superficial charm hanging from the drapes Je ne sais quoi, both chaste and debased. Jeffrey's place . Taste, redefine taste. Have faith in Jeffrey's place. For Jeffrey knows what's wrong, haunted by mistakes Rupert Brooke's can charm but the sentiment's misplaced. No rhyme or reason can quantify disgrace He's lying to my face, lying to my face. At Jeffrey's place No escape, from Jeffrey's place Esmeralda make haste to Jeffrey's place Jeffrey knows what's wrong, haunted by disgrace Promises will be broken, bought and replaced Not a penny more, not a penny less He's lied to my face, lied to my face At Jeffrey's place.
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Make my mind a whirlpool, a whirlpool in my mind A sea of sound surrounds me, surround me in a sea of sound. Fears all wash away while I'm sleeping, Overtaken by my dreams of you. There's no risk or danger, no confusion, Only risk is sleeping for too long. Make my mind a whirlpool, a whirlpool in my mind.
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I know you're probably wondering What i am doing here But I can tell you safely I was sent by mother dear Oh you know I've got so much left Talk to my face and tell me That i am beautiful I know you probably know me But i don't know you at all Oh it's too much for me now Oh
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WHAT'S IN THE BOX, WHAT? WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHAT'S IN THE BOX, WHAT? WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHAT'S IN THE BOX, WHAT? WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHAT'S IN THE BOX, WHAT? WHAT'S IN THE BOX? What's in the box? I want a clock that goes tick-tock I want to be strong enough to go toe-to-toe with Brock I want a bunch of CDs, but nothing by Kid Rock Because he's a... Hey Santa, wanna have a peep at my wishlist? Chowing on some Prongles, yeah, I've done missed this Back in the day all I craved Was some time with my Mega Drive and my games Hey Santa, can I have a Fire Flower So I can shoot my enemies and have all the power Please give me a 1-Up Mushroom so I can live again A Super Star Power Up and never feel pain Streets of Rage if my sack wasn't packed Ate too much turkey had a heart attack Sipped a few Snowballs after my dinner A box of Celebrations, we're onto a winner WHAT'S IN THE BOX... If I hear that McCartney tune one more time I can't be held liable for my crimes Dear Lord, just let this day be over I don't want Roy Wood looking over my shoulder I want a pile of money so I don't have to work So I can finance my own movie and film my own Clerks Get nominated for awards and get invited to Cannes And write stories for the goddam Batman The only time of year I would sip on a sherry Eat a cake so boozey it would kill Mary Berry Getting chocolate wrappers in every nook and cranny And it's only a few days until the Hootenanny The last things I want are all made of Lego I love those bricks like how Eleven loves Eggos Can I get the Taj Mahal for 300 bucks? You say that costs too much? Hey Santa, get stuffed! WHAT'S IN THE BOX...
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Bingo Platitudes Who can guess what you will say From the hundreds In your grab bag Tired benevolent All response is standardised To the key words Bingo Platitudes I don’t know why Tell me what’s the bottom line Curse your interest I don’t know why Bingo Platitudes One for every circumstance Sent to mollify Landing nowhere
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A restraining order is just a piece of paper; it won't save you in the darkest of the night. A locked door can only lock so far, not far enough; it won't save you from the darkest of the night. But I know what can save you if you can hold on tight, I'll bring you a tube tonight! I'm talking about danger cream! It's the only cream you'll need; just spread it liberally all over your body and petty soon you'll see, you'll be danger free! A condom won't help you in a car crash; it won't save you from fuckin' up your life. A pension plan won't save you in a fire, a house fire! I won't save you from the dark side of your wife! But I know what can save you if you can hold on tight, I'll bring you a tube tonight! I'm talking about danger cream! It's the only cream you'll need; just spread it liberally all over your body and petty soon you'll see, you'll be danger free!
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Remember when you crossed the graveyard to find me You fell and laid there in the dirt Now I cannot breathe, I cannot speak Let the cold and rain pour on my sheets Leave me in the middle of the night Can't you feel my arms, they're reaching out Can't you feel my chest under your knife I'm trying not to take the burden onto me You're trying not to let yourself cry so easily Not be like me Let the cold and rain pour on my sheets Leave me in the middle of the night Can't you feel my arms, they're reaching out Can't you feel my chest under your knife Let the cold and rain pour in my room Leave your clothes lying on the floor Arms limp like they won't hold me Like they won't hold me anymore
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We were fighting, fighting for our lives Or so it seemed We were right there at the coal face You had hold of houses On the south side of the park I defended the trees And in our empires In our worlds we were kings and queens And the lands we held were fine and plenty …such dreams But I never wanted this I never wanted this Be careful what you wish for, child, Your empire may materialize Sooner or later With everything you wished and more But i never wanted this We were fighting, fighting for our lives Or so it seemed…with the daylight fading You were called for dinner before the mission's end I defended the peace
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I can see I can hear I can feel I can read You're no good for me, you're no good for me, you're no good! CBI PFI PPI CIA ECB PLP BBC ME! Me! Me! You're no good for me, you're no good for me, you're no good!
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Michael Stipe, with the blue around the eyes. And I'd play At My Most Beautiful until I start to cry. Rumour is hot, one day he'll stop the rot. And this frozen lines that hang in place and hang for days. Guess I'm sleeping on the sofa again. How do perverts escape These illustrious shapes? Watch with desperate hands For your literal plans. I try, turn on. if you’re really asking then we’re doing fine. When I was a cub, Hanging out I didn’t think enough. And I’d walk this city all day long this city sucks. Love twisted up my hair and aged me ‘bout 20 years. I SCREAM YOU SCREAM and he’s only ‘bout seventeen. How do perverts escape et al. If you’re really asking then we’re doing fine; If you’re really hiding then I’ll stay here blind; Get yourself some caffeine. Woo.
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I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care. I don't care, I don't care, I don't care.
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The smoke paints the wind and I’m feelin the hit without a reason you’re lit without a reason to live And If I’m wise enough to take a hit and lose my way Then it’s suffice enough to say:: Suffice And the lucky ones give like the rich and their kids but they don’t teach you this shit ‘cause it’s too good to miss without a reason you’re lit, without a reason to live And if I’m wise enough to take a hit and lose my way Then it’s suffice enough to say:: Suffice without a reason to live, without a reason you’re lit My soul dares me with A truth that’s covered in myth And it hurts like a bitch without a reason to live without a reason you’re lit And if i’m wise enough to take A hit and lose my way Than its suffice enough to say:: Suffice Without a reason you’re lit Without a reason to live Without a reason you’re lit Without a reason to live
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I could be anything so I became you I wanted something interesting and brand new Is there, an issue I cannot see Is there, a tissue to clear up this bleed Cut yourself on strings of nylon should have worn more rings blood on the plate switch oh wait get out there in a stich Is there, an issue I cannot see Is there, a tissue to clear up this bleed Rip your face off and underneath is a dumpster with your faeces Is there an issue I cannot see Is there a tissue to clear up this bleed Is there an issue I cannot see Is there a tissue to clear up this bleed
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I see you peakin' at my penis, I caught you sneak a peak at my wiener, all I'm tryin' to do, is take a little leak, man. Standing too close, now I caught you peakin', you're lurking, smirking at my gherkin, why? Maybe you're flirting, maybe you're perving, or maybe you're smirking, because I wear a merkin. What? I said PUBIC WIG! What? I said PUBIC WIG! What? I said PUBIC WIG! But why? Because I have genital alopecia. You need some help with your bathroom manners, You can't go around looking at another man's spanner Your bathroom etiquette really is pathetic-ette... I see you peakin' at my penis, you dirty girls, I know you wanna feels this, my ex-girlfriend said, "Will, something's come between us". I said, "that's right girl, IT'S MY PENIS".
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I didn't wait a lifetime for something like this, if I'd known I would have gone along time ago. Don't know why you ask me what I'd be doing, 'cos I don't know. Not that I'm complaining, but let's be honest I am. It's not your fault and it's not mine either, it's just the way things are. I can't escape, I couldn't if I tried. It's time to accept that things don't always go the way they should so... If I'm falling to pieces, don't blame yourself. If I'm calling it all off, you know I'm not myself. Just prepare to fight me, it won't last forever and all I'm afraid of is that it will. Now let's not be hasty, I not going nowhere. I didn't even know how I was feeling until I wrote this song. Why should I accept that things don't always go the way I want them to? If I'm falling to pieces, don't blame yourself. If I'm calling it all off, you know I'm not myself. Just prepare to fight me, it won't last forever and all I'm afraid of is that it will. Why should I spend my life pretending? If I'm falling to pieces, don't blame yourself. If I'm calling it all off, you know I'm not myself. Just prepare to fight me, it won't last forever and all I'm afraid of is that it will.

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released December 22, 2017

The copyright of each song is property of the artist.

This compilation © Marseglia Records 2017.

Mastered by Chris Mann for Prods In The Dark
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Artwork by Bradley James
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Compiled by Tom Gaskell, with Pip Johnson & Tom Fielder
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MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!

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ChristmasIsATimeToGetReallyFucked Cambridge, UK

In 2001, three friends put together a compilation CD of their own music as personalised Christmas gifts for their nearest and dearest friends. What started as half joke / half promo-material-under-the-guise-of-Christmas-generosity began to repeat year after year, and took on a life of its own. The album now serves as an end-of-year collection of local music given away free at a chaotic launch gig. ... more

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