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False Adults - What's In The Box?

from Christmas Is A Time To Get Really Fucked!! XVII by ChristmasIsATimeToGetReallyFucked

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Written by Alexander English, David Martin and Ian Perry.

MC iPod - vocals
Dronic - vocals
LXE - beats & production

Copyright: © 2017 Aaahh!!! Real Records.

False Adults appear courtesy of Aaahh!!! Real Records
real-records.co.uk

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WHAT'S IN THE BOX, WHAT? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
WHAT'S IN THE BOX, WHAT? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
WHAT'S IN THE BOX, WHAT? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
WHAT'S IN THE BOX, WHAT? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

What's in the box? I want a clock that goes tick-tock
I want to be strong enough to go toe-to-toe with Brock
I want a bunch of CDs, but nothing by Kid Rock
Because he's a...

Hey Santa, wanna have a peep at my wishlist?
Chowing on some Prongles, yeah, I've done missed this
Back in the day all I craved
Was some time with my Mega Drive and my games

Hey Santa, can I have a Fire Flower
So I can shoot my enemies and have all the power
Please give me a 1-Up Mushroom so I can live again
A Super Star Power Up and never feel pain

Streets of Rage if my sack wasn't packed
Ate too much turkey had a heart attack
Sipped a few Snowballs after my dinner
A box of Celebrations, we're onto a winner

WHAT'S IN THE BOX...

If I hear that McCartney tune one more time
I can't be held liable for my crimes
Dear Lord, just let this day be over
I don't want Roy Wood looking over my shoulder

I want a pile of money so I don't have to work
So I can finance my own movie and film my own Clerks
Get nominated for awards and get invited to Cannes
And write stories for the goddam Batman

The only time of year I would sip on a sherry
Eat a cake so boozey it would kill Mary Berry
Getting chocolate wrappers in every nook and cranny
And it's only a few days until the Hootenanny

The last things I want are all made of Lego
I love those bricks like how Eleven loves Eggos
Can I get the Taj Mahal for 300 bucks?
You say that costs too much? Hey Santa, get stuffed!

WHAT'S IN THE BOX...

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from Christmas Is A Time To Get Really Fucked!! XVII, released December 22, 2017

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In 2001, three friends put together a compilation CD of their own music as personalised Christmas gifts for their nearest and dearest friends. What started as half joke / half promo-material-under-the-guise-of-Christmas-generosity began to repeat year after year, and took on a life of its own. The album now serves as an end-of-year collection of local music given away free at a chaotic launch gig. ... more

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